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#ive always liked him but i was in denial about it until i read the myspace stuff#it was then i realized i wasnt a fool for liking the stereotypical character#because he was rather prominent back in the day#he was one of the only when pizzas attack debutants important enough to be named. he had a myspace account.#in the development of pizzeria he was almost going to have something that people assume was similar to the blue ribbons#but as the focused shifted to gamerias his entire thing kind of became The Food Guy#to the point where theres a joke on the official blog posts about cupcakeria and donuteria of him wanting to order 4 cupcakes and 6 donuts#which is double the maximum amount#i don't really hate that hes The Food Guy (because i relate)#but some people are really mean spirited about it.#and i always used to think#there was no way to justify how upset that made me#because that was just how he is in the games. it was âtrueâ#but like... some people think that's all he is and its not true at all#even if the gamerias make it seem like it is#god if i had a nickel for every time i liked a stereotypical character who had interesting details about them that no one knew about#bc most of the fandom refused to see them as anything but that stereotype#id have two nickels#i would like it to stay at that amount. anyways. id like to tag this properly now#papa louie#flipline studios#flipline big pauly#bluebay art
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just found your blog and having a blast scrolling through it thank you for sharing your very correct opinions with the world, very satisfying. now i'm curious (and sorry if you've talked about it before) what do you think of shisui?
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#to go into depth#shisui is a character that brings a new kevel of anger to me#and its not even towards Him fully because if we go by canon shisui is almost non existent#you blink and you missed his presence in the story completely#AND YET fandom and nrt video game had turned him into the most important guy ever đ#dudebros dickride the hell out of him only bc a videogame and itachi stans latched onto his character bc they needed an itachi yaoi ship to#proyect and since shisui in canon barely is there they can make an entire personality for him as itachiâs bf its perfect#the fact that heâs just so loved and worshipped for not doing anything is just so hhhhh#âif shisui was in the war arc he wouldve wom against madaraâ BY DOING WHAT EXACTLY killing himself in fromt of him to change the course of#his life??!!#sorry i went overboard i just hhhh heâs too overhyped#also dont apologize. i apologize instead if maybe u expected that i didnt hate him#ask
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joey could be so, so tragic if anyone in this fandom wanted to think about him for more than five minutes
#i could be coaxed into elaboratingâŠâŠ. (will inevitably do so regardless)#oh my god i canât cope. i canât even with him.#his vaguely implied canon childhood abuse to the point that he genuinely believes this is how parenting should be#<- also. Not very Vaguely implied tbh#the child he had at presumably 18-19#no higher education#i cld get deeper than that. obviously#uses sex as self harm#âŠâŠ..honestly i was thinking abt this earlier and hes Kind Of OCD coded. as well.#or at least that was my interpretation of his thought process that somehow Not wearing his chefs coat wld make amber not like him#but also? obviously very autistic coded as well#and if iâm honest im not convinced heâs normal about eating either. that man said caloric deficit a lil too fast for my liking#TBHHHHH all of this never needs to be labeled it all amounts to the same thing:#that everything people hate about him is just a collection of defense mechanisms#he is almost entirely facade#literally in his Own Words he goes through every day like heâs at WARâŠâŠâŠ.#idk. idk. and yknow what i donât think this job is good for him either but it gives him something he can say heâs good at and lets him be#in control so heâs stuck at it for so long#anyway. ANYWAAAAYYY. BH FANDOM TREAT HIM BETTER TY#bistro huddy#joey
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I really resent the Young Justice tv show for ⊠a lot of things. TBH.
#like itâs not a bad show#I just preferâŠ. pretty much everything about the comics.#and like.#the fact that it popularized bluepulse and birdflash in the fandom is def working against it#I donât even hate those ships#at least not in a vacuum#but theyâve almost become an indicator to me of likes#tell me youâve read barely any comics without TELLING me youâve read barely any comics#not to mention how they did kon in that show omg#yjtv!kon is a fine character#itâs just not âŠ. HIM.#and yk. everything about how people perceive his and Clarkâs relationship often being entirely colored by the show#Idk. I know I sound like a pissy gatekeeper#but I have real beef with that show#well. mostly the effect itâs had on dc fandom#really#I also lowkey believe that this show is part of why I sometimes see the Superfam portrayed as just Clark kon and Jon (and maybe Lois + ma/pa#)#where is supergirl fr#literally any incarnation of her#u donât have to do Kara in particular#like Iâm a huge steel fan too and justice for Lana and Pete and everyone at the daily planet#but AT LEAST INCLUDE SUPERGIRL CMON#idk. this isnât entirely bc of the show ofc.#I just kinda wish there were other character tags for when people are talking specifically about yjtv incarnations of the characters#cause sorry I am NOT going in the Bart Allen tag to see bluepulse đ#idk#sorry this is rambly#anti yjtv#also rip to all the Roy Harper fans out there for all the clone stuff đ
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we need more ford haters in this fandom. this dude is a fucking loser. it has nothing to do with him being a nerd, and everything to do with him being a borderline narcissist who has ruined the lives of every single person he's come in contact with
#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#fuck ford#yall i cannot describe how much i hate this fucking dust bag#i hate how much the fandom is obsessed with him too#even alex acknowledges that ford is an asshole whos in love with himself and has no problem destroying peoples lives to get what he wants#examples; stan fiddleford (almost) dipper and mabel (almost) his au self and fiddleford in an au AND the entire dimension of that au#fiddlefords entire family- their parents (specifically his mother who loved stan more than she loved ford and NEVER GOT TO SEE HER SON AGAI#BEFORE SHE DIED BC OF FORDS FUCKING ACCUSATION)#which btw let me just side track slightly to point out that ford DIDNT make a pwrpetual motion machine.#if all it takes is one screw loose for it to stop working it isnt a perpetual motion machine. period.#he wouldve gotten into thr college with a lie and he wouldve absolutely failed to meet the expectations in his 'dream scgool'#(a school he didnt even know about until the day pRIOR. a school he was willing to abandon his TWIN over and... again.#destroyed stans life over.)#theres so so so so so so so many other examples#so mamy#but im getting TOO mad
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ok at the point now where looking at an image of dennis makes me want to smash my head through a wall
#ada speaks#idk how ppl exist in this fandom who don't feel bad for him tbh#which is the last thing den wants bc being perceived as weak and pitiable is devastating to him but#chasing this mfer down to give him a hug#he is so. fucked up. he has been fucked up by every adult in his life.#i think the fandom perceives him as this spoiled rich kid who had it better than most of the gang but the reality is#he was failed just like the rest of them and it's almost worse because he doesn't â and almost CAN'T â recognize this#letting the protective ego-boosting and boasting drop leads to him having to confront SO much baggage and i don't think he is mentally able#i think he DOES know deep down that everything is a lie and he has been hurt because we see that self awareness in ptsdee and tends bar#but his relationship with everyone in the gang is so strained that i don't think he would be able to have a moment like charlie did in s15#even in tends bar there's a moment where they all recognize something is going on with him but immediately place him at the center#because he's the problem with him. anything done to him is his fault. it's not only something he reinforces. the gang does too#this must be because *dennis* has no feelings and he hates valentines day because everyone else is unlike him which makes *him* mad#the entire gang has an issue placing blame on themselves but to not even be able to conceive of dennis being hurt by them is. telling#because he's inhuman to them. it's how he's propped himself up and yet simultaneously hopes that they will see through that act#the way he reworks things in his mind so that everything is a consequence of his grand plan#means that he is always at fault regardless of whether he brushes the blame off#so he is not a *victim* of anyone else. because this was all under his control. he wasn't raped because he was initiating it.#klinsky was His Conquest. he was fourteen and she was in her fifties but he forced himself on her so that makes it His Fault.#it was a two way road. he's fourteen. and he 'entered' her. he's fourteen. but she was uncomfortable with his advances. but he was fourteen#cw csa mention
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ngl as an autistic person I look at how ppl treat alhaitham and go yeah none of you would like him if he wasnât hot. and it makes me sad. like at this point I wish he was a little weird looking or something so that people would just. leave him alone. not subtle constantly making him a robot in aus or treating him like heâs violent or cruel or any sort of mean when thatâs just patently not true. yâall see a guy that doesnât bother masking and says things like âI want everyone to live the lives they want to liveâ and say heâs a bastard
#octopondering#people are out here missing the entire point of his character#admitting they just hate him#and use him purely as shipping fuel. and it makes my blood BOUL#*boil#ka/veh is out here exploding in frankly ugly anger if you phrase things not the way he wants it#and people arenât making posts about HIM saying they hate him/wish violent things on him#I dunno. this isnât about anything in particular this is just about almost a year of seeing shit I didnât want to#alhaitham ainât perfect but god heâs a good person still#emphasis on PERSON.#anyway. this is just exhausted rambling I just. yeah. thereâs a lot of pent up rage about how people treat him versus his roommate#if you think alhaitham is cruel or heartless or robotic or anything other than a flawed but genuine person you didnât read/listen to the aq#or his character stories#or his voice lines#just. yeah. never been this fiercely protective of pixels in my life but as usual the genshin fandom sucks and makes me fume#OH YEAH. PPL ARE ALSO DECIDING TO ARGUE THAT HES RACIST. WHICH IS SO WRONG I CANT EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM THE REACH.#you are allowed to just dislike characters. dont have to justify it esp if itâs made up#anyway. rant over itâs just 2 am and Iâm thinking
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While I wonât deny that misogyny definitely plays a role in it, I also feel like one of the reasons people tend to want to focus more on Blitzwing than on Blackarachnia in fanworks is the same reason people are so obsessed with the secret bosses in Deltarune: the overall mystery surrounding his character.
Blitzwing and Blackarachnia are both unique, one-of-a-kind models, so people are naturally going to have three questions running through their minds upon their debut: what happened to them, what led up to that point, and who they used to be beforehand.
However, despite Blitzwing making more appearances than her, thereâs still so little we know about him in comparison with Blackarachnia, who basically has her entire backstory revealed to us in her first spotlight episode. Even the information we do get regarding his past raises more questions than it answers, and that informationâs Schrödingerâs canon at best. Fans are naturally drawn towards mysteries, so of course theyâre going to be more interested in making content exploring and trying to solve those mysteries rather than just restricting themselves to stuff they already know.
I feel like the writing team showed their cards too early with Blackarachnia and left people with much less of a mystery to play around with other than âis techno-organicness reversibleâ and âwill she cure herself or accept herself for who she isâ. I think that maybe if they had had her make more appearances and held off on revealing her backstory until much later, while maybe dropping subtle hints of her knowing Optimus and Sentinel from somewhere and having once been an Autobot, people would feel like they had much more to work with.
(Also, from what Iâve seen, most Blitzwing fans are well aware of the ableist portrayal of his character but are usually neurodivergent themselves and thus have reclaimed him in a sense, alongside portraying him in a much more accurate manner to real-life DID and OSDD in fan works while still acknowledging that heâs an alien robot whose processor is much different from a human brain and thus would logically not be a complete one-to-one regarding analogous disabilities and mental disorders.)
So, I have been admittedly sitting on this ask for while bc it's been hard to digest and fully think about the points being made here. I don't want to get defensive on an impulse so I wanted to kinda stew on it a bit and read it over and over to see how my thoughts change. But really my thoughts are the same as when I first saw it which is most of this? Really just reads as excuses for Blitzwing's popularity that distract from the real causes being sexism and fandom's bias towards conventally attractive characters.
I want to go through this point by point but the TDLR; almost everything said here is also true for other characters who are very much not as popular as Blitzwing usually bc of sexism or not being the kind of characters the fandom cares to pay attention to. Sure you could point out all the things Blitzwing has that BA doesnt and say 'those are the things that make him more popular' but that ignores all the things BA has that Blitzwing doesn't. [Motivation, a personality, complexities, story relevence, she's not a horrible potrayal of the mentally ill, narrative focus etc] That the fandom just pretends don't exist and barely awknowledge, you can't just shy away from the reality that Blitzwing massively benefits from the misogyny present in this fandom because he's ur fave and you like him. That's only being complicit in it and turning a blind eye to it. Sure you could project a lot onto a bland male character and say you like him but you should also keep in mind the female characters who are ACTUALLY complex and interesting characters you tossed to the side to focus on him. I get that you 'awknoledged' the misogny in the first bit of the ask, but when you follow that up with... That it really doesnt come accross as genuine.
Anyways I'm gonna disect this message and talk about why I simply do not buy it.
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"While I wonât deny that misogyny definitely plays a role in it, I also feel like one of the reasons people tend to want to focus more on Blitzwing than on Blackarachnia in fanworks is the same reason people are so obsessed with the secret bosses in Deltarune: the overall mystery surrounding his character.
Blitzwing and Blackarachnia are both unique, one-of-a-kind models, so people are naturally going to have three questions running through their minds upon their debut: what happened to them, what led up to that point, and who they used to be beforehand."
I'm going to be blunt, this is something SO many characters in TFA have going on. Lugnut is a great example of a character who has way more screentime than Blitzwing [remember Blitzwing disappears by S3 and is replaced by Shockwave as an evil minion but Lugnut stays] but is still almost entirely a mystery in terms of backstory motivation etc. But Lugnut is almost NEVER the center of fan content unless being made to be the butt of the joke and when he does appear hes usually just used as a tool to progress Blitzwing's character, someone to pressure him abt being in the cons, someone to be mean to him, etc.
But Lugnut is an entirely unique design with a helm look no other character has and claws that resemble the ones given to empurata bots in IDW. We don't even know why he hates the autobots so intensely but seeing how fucked up the autobots are in TFA why isn't there more theorizing about what exactly they did to make him need to see their downfall so badly? To the point where Lugnut is constantly at the feet praising someone who he doesn't even know would throw him to the side and leave him for dead the INSTANT it was convient for him.
You could say people don't explore it bc its played as a joke but so is everything about Blitzwing's character, esp his DID which is in increadibly poor taste. No, it's because Lugnut is fat and 'ugly', the fandom has no interest in him, same way they have so little interest in Bulkhead compared to other characters. He's just not hot enough to become the little sexyboy of the fandom. So he's tossed the side same way Bulkhead is. Not to mention characters like Arcee also have a ton of mystery surrounding them but they're women so...
"However, despite Blitzwing making more appearances than her, thereâs still so little we know about him in comparison with Blackarachnia, who basically has her entire backstory revealed to us in her first spotlight episode. Even the information we do get regarding his past raises more questions than it answers, and that informationâs Schrödingerâs canon at best. Fans are naturally drawn towards mysteries, so of course theyâre going to be more interested in making content exploring and trying to solve those mysteries rather than just restricting themselves to stuff they already know.
I feel like the writing team showed their cards too early with Blackarachnia and left people with much less of a mystery to play around with other than âis techno-organicness reversibleâ and âwill she cure herself or accept herself for who she isâ. I think that maybe if they had had her make more appearances and held off on revealing her backstory until much later, while maybe dropping subtle hints of her knowing Optimus and Sentinel from somewhere and having once been an Autobot, people would feel like they had much more to work with."
Gonna be honest these paragraphs really piss me off LMAO, BA's mystery goes so much deeper than the two questions provided here such as the fact when trying to cure herself it's almost always potrayed as painful and life THREATENING! The mystery and tension of her character isn't' will she cure herself and can she?' its whether or not she will KILL HERSELF trying to cure her disability. Will she leave the cons? Will she grow to become a better person or keep spiralling down into evil? Fans are drawn to mystery sure but only when that mystery involves a sexy man, when it involved a woman character whose biggest mystery is whether or not her self loathing will kill her, its uninteresting and not worth their time, if they even bother to awknowledge it instead of just making her a scary villain/abuser for their male faves to be sad.
I also have to ask on this point too, fans tend to HEAVILY ignore any canon Blitzwing has either way, nobody awknowledges the bigotry towards organics/techno organics he displays, nor the levels of cruelty so why does canon even really matter in this discussion when as far as fanon is concerned it doesnt? It's excuses. It only matters now bc now people wanna justify the reason BA is a mean evil woman and Blitzwing is a sad puppy boy with so many complexities in fanon without facing the actual reason that is.
And while we're talking about things Blitzwing has that BA doesn't let's talk about all the things BA has that Blitzwing doesn't.
She's not a horrible potrayal of DID
She has complexities to her character beyond being an evil minon for the sake of being evil whose also 'the Crazy one'
She has narrative importance
She got told she should fucking die by one of her friends bc he hated her scarring so much.
She is shown to at least somewhat care for others when she spares Prowl and Bee despite not having gotten her part of the deal.
She has likely faced that sort of bigotry all the time and had to flee her home bc of it.
She has so much mystery behind how she joined the cons, why she joined the cons when they seem to show the same disgust to her as the autobots.
She's an interesting character.
I could go on but I'm not going to. F- on this point.
Now the last point which to me is the most BS
(Also, from what Iâve seen, most Blitzwing fans are well aware of the ableist portrayal of his character but are usually neurodivergent themselves and thus have reclaimed him in a sense, alongside portraying him in a much more accurate manner to real-life DID and OSDD in fan works while still acknowledging that heâs an alien robot whose processor is much different from a human brain and thus would logically not be a complete one-to-one regarding analogous disabilities and mental disorders.)
this is just not fucking true, 99% of content of Blitzwing I have seen either has people declaring him good rep [I have seen this several times] or is just talking about how sexy he is, its very very rare the horrible potrayal of his disability is awknowledged. Hell Blitzbee has such a deathgrip on the fandom and one of the nicknames Bee constantly uses in that content is BLITZBRAIN, literally making fun of his disability more. Not to mention how much of it is purposely making the scary disabled character scary on purpose. I'm not saying you cant enjoy or consume that content but you seriously have to be dumb to think the fandom is aware of or cares about this issue.
Also on the 'making him more accurate' I've never seen fanon do this truly and honestly. Where is the childhood truama? The awknowledgement that DID doesn't work the way Blitzwing shows it? I almost never see any fan content that wasn't just copying what TFA potrayed with him. Where are you finding this?
And lastly you can't just say youve 'Reclaimed' something and suddenly its okay, Hasbro knows how much this fandom loves TFA Blitzwing, you guys spend money on him you praise him you dont talk about how bad rep he is. If Hasbro rereleased TFA Blitzwing right now so many fans would flock to get him not even thinking about the fact THAT ENCOURAGES HASBRO TO THINK THAT THIS POTRAYAL OF THE MENTALLY ILL IS OKAY. This is just an excuse to consume content of Blitzwing uncritically to produce content of him uncritically! What about all the times DID swag polls esp ones involving good rep for them INCLUDED BLITZWING?? Did the runners of those who might not even know what TFA is say it was okay to send in a character who is clearly a mean spirited potrayal of them?? You can't just say Blitzwing is reclaimed and therefore its okay, you guys haven't even properly awknowledged all the things wrong with his character being a horrible potrayal of DID enough to get the sense to not fucking submit him into polls abt it. Let alone to produce half decent content of him.
Anyways thats it, I dont mean any of this aggression directly towards you anon, writing and posting a bad opinion on the internet does not justify harassment or hatred, but I dont feel a need to pull my punches when the fandom has been justifying this for so long, therefore. I didn't. I said what I thought of this message and if others agree then maybe I have a point.
Either way this is a discussion long Long overdue so Im putting this in the tags bc I think this fandom seriously needs a wake up call.
#tfa#tfa blitzwing#tfa blackarachnia#transformers animated#maccadam#maccadams#transformers#ramblez#note Im tired and working on a lot of school stuff rn#if you send me a mean message or ask or whatever Im prolly just gonna block u bc I do not have the time to get yelled at by strangers rn#another thing is this ask bugs me bc Ive said this before but#if you see my posts complaining that a female character deserves more content than her male peers#and ur first instinct is to defend the male characters you kinda missed the point-#I dont want more blitzwing hate in the world or whatever#I want more BA content so flocking to defend him kinda misses the point entirely and really shows the priorities lmao-#not to mention if the fandom really does like Blitzwing bc hes mysterious and therefore can be any kind of person they want#why is fanon Blitzwing just a worser written ver of BA-#they are such similar characters in fanon stuff but BA is almost always used as nothing more than#a mean scary woman to victimize the men around her#that or when they are together its for shipping which is worse in my opinion#the fandom almost constantly only uses BA as eye candy for the men#usually optimus but its usually jsut as bad whenever she paired with any other men#esp sentinel he basically told her to kill herself I-#I just want content of her that awknowledges her character arc and struggles is that so much to ask-
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YELLING AT YOU OH SO AFFECTIONATELY i need to scream but I will spare you from the all caps
your fic!!!!! is!!!! beautiful!!!! it reminds me of EVRYRHING GOOD and it reminds me of such happy times in my past and it smells like this bakery but then again to me everything good smells like baked goods but YOUR FIC!!! CRADLES IT. it has become my comfort fic and gaHHkfhsjak. Iâm sl normal about it I need to chew your writing. chews it. Iâm chewing it.
I KEEP. LIKE. quoting it too!!! like a lot!!! its just too good and is the first fic in a while that has made me smile so many times and audibly giggle. the jokes are very very funny and you capture the turts so wonderfully and I am Going To Go Insane about how you write ninpo.
sorry for yelling jn your ask box I just finished ch30 and I saw the tumblr link and im like Aight. ANYWAY THANK YOU for this fic I am cradling you /pos /pos /pos eueueue
AAAA TY!!
i did my best to make the fic as funny and in character as possible! in make, the only reason i made it aside from wanitng that good ole crossover "hey wtf" was that the rise characters were always boiled down to things that they werent (and i could go onto a whole rant about how fandom characterization is so far removed from their actual characters that it is the sole reason i dont really interact much with the fandom and make my own content but thats not what this is about) so i am VERY glad that you enjoy how i write them!! i really wanted a chatfic that was in character as well as funny and im so glad i pulled it off!
and YES the ninpommmmm i could go Onnn but i already made a post about it so i shall refrain lmfaoo
dont be sorry about yelling in my ask box i loved to see it! thank YOU for sending it! cradles you back
#ask#tired-lamb#ok wait maybe i lied and have more to say about fandom characization#bc fandom twins are my Enemy#and like if i speak i am in trouble but i DO belive that its bc of how popular the hc of leo being gay is and the projection of fans#that his character has in some aspects gotten twisted (this goes also for non aroace ppl hcing donnie as aroace to a certain extent)#which is NOT to say that its a wrong or bad hc at all and i myself am queer and hc all the turtles as queer#but i do think that there are a lot of steryotypes in leo (and donnies) fandom portrayals#and this shows up pretty heavily in chatfics (which is to say almost entirely in them + certain fandom jokes)#wherein they make leo Very fashionista slay queen beyonce#which rise leo is - despite being fairly flamboyant and confident - just Not like At All#and futhermore donnie has MULTIPLE instances of showing care and affecion#and he is SO hyperexpressvie with his facial features#his tone just isnt Always The Best#and when hes concerned you KNOW hes concerned bc his brows scrunch up and his eyes get wide and his voice gets all soft#and he doesnt HATE physicall affectiom#and in fact in one ep he INITIATES a group hug#but he prefers it on his own terms#and its not RARE for him to say i love you or give affection in different ways#and to a lesser extent i see this also with raph and mikey#very heavily with mikey always havign a perfect handle on his emotions#and being this sweet innocent uwu bean#im really just not the biggest fan of how some ppl took the dr feelings bit and RAN with it ykno??#and in gen raph is actually the most on point but there are still instances where some things are meh#and sometimes i fall victim to that too and OOCness isnt a death sentence ofc but it rubs me The Wrong Fucking Way with leo and donnie#they arent snarky sarcastic cool guys theyre Losers. leo is quippy and donnie is a doofus and no one gets them right
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Hello fellow Jayce defender.
First off, virtual kisses on both your cheeks for your Arcane analysis. They're refreshing to read, and insightful as well.
Something that's always bothered me about the way fans interact with Jayce is assuming that he's always the one making the mistakes in any of his relationships. It's almost funny in a way how they strip other characters of their autonomy and arcs just so they can point out how Jayce is failing his partners.
With Mel and Viktor especially, there's this narrative that Jayce simultaneously ignores both of their needs while also prioritising one over the other. Either he neglects Viktor to go and swoon over Mel, or he abandons his relationship with Mel to go play science with Viktor, or he neglects both to go do his own things while they suffer through their own plots.
And it's fascinating how incredibly mistaken these people are, and also how they reduce his character to only being important when he's in a relationship.
I'm here like, "hey, do you wanna discuss the reason for how Jayce seemingly knows how to navigate the ways of high class society very easily is probably because he's had to rely on sponsorships and donations for most of his youth to find his research because his house is too poor to be able afford it?"
Or "It's canonical that Jayce only ever had one friend in his youth before Viktor, and that was the daughter of his main sponsor, do you think it's interesting that this indicates he probably had difficulty making or maintaining friendships and that this is possibly a symptom of the Academy mainly housing elite and rich students so they couldn't relate to his struggles and he couldn't relate to theirs?"
But no, people just want to hate on him for not being the picture perfect boytoy in a relationship.
And I mean, it's not like it's just reduced to Jayce either. So many other characters have had similar treatments where they're reduced to either their most basic qualities or mischaracterised entirely. And I'm really not trying to be the fandom police or whatever - everyone interprets differently - I just find it frustrating is all.
Anyways, you're cool.
YES I never have time to talk about this bc people don't give a fuck but in Jayce's journals we even see him stewing with envy and petty rage at this star-rising student on the academy that he sees as the example of a perfect prodigy (in opposition to how much Jayce fucks things up...)
It also strongly suggests he's on a scholarship, which ties into his suicide attempt.
Jayce is keeping his experiments a secret from everyone to avoid the blowback and isolating himself further and further when they don't work. Jayce is flawed! He's proud of his dream pitch to the point of hilarity. Jayce doesn't like socializing, he does it out of obligation! Even when he's being raised to a councilor position in s1 he's PANICKING. He doesn't want the fucking job, he doesn't like the parties nor the people, his truest honest self is that moment in season 2 where he declares the lab was always his home, and so was Viktor.
But even then he subsumes his own wants spends most of s1 trying to attend to the needs of other people. He routinely asks Viktor if he's alright, if he wants to come up to do the presentation, if he's sure those experiments are safe, etc. He tries to make Heimerdinger proud despite his constant rejections of their projects, and only turns on him when he threatens viktor's wellbeing. The reason why he doesn't announce anything on progress day is that he Was listening to Heimers so-called wisdom and it only bit him in the ass. Jayce gets himself in trouble with the council by being too naive and assuming his new post will allow him to crackdown on Piltovan corruption aided by the Hexgates. Majority of the complaints wrt relationships I see people making of him are just wildly exaggerated. "He was neglecting viktor" bro he talks about viktor in nearly every scene he has with mel đ viktor is the one who isolates himself and randomly disappears at times bc he's a grown man with his own boundaries.
Jayce's entire life is defined by the transactional nature of his existence, his work, the patronage receives - all depending on how much he can play the showpony role without fucking it up. It's not a comfortable position. Jayce is stressing out the whole damn show because if one person isn't pissed at him, someone else will be, and it always comes down to revokable money, investments, social standing. if he really was as uncaring and well-off as some claim he wouldn't give a shit. He could just coast along life, but that's not what he's doing ever. He only 'frees' himself in season 2 by abandoning his life's dream and the rotten reality that existed around it. Which is kind of bleak, but at least its over.
#something about the undeniable suicidality undertones#jayce talis#jayce arcane#jayvik#hexposts#viktor league of legends#jayce league of legends#league of legends#vikjayce#arcane#jayce lol#viktor lol#meta tag#viktor arcane#mel medarda#heimerdinger
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Just the Tip
CONTENT: 18+, MDNI, smut, unprotected sex, morning sex, dom/sub/switch reader and character depending on which one youâre reading, my knowledge on some of these characters is limited since iâm new to the fandom so they may be mischaracterized, the most basic concept but itâs something âš
WORD COUNT: 573
MASTERLIST
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âCâmon, baby⊠Just the tip, I swear.â
You both knew he was lying. He didnât do just the tip. You knew that, and yet you still obliged him in the early morning.
âJust for a bit. I have a meeting today,â you mumble. You bury your face further into your pillow as he climbs on top of you. Now that youâd said it, you realized how much you didnât want to go to that business meeting.
âI know, baby. I swear this time itâll really be just the tip.â
You hum as he pushes your panties aside. His fingers briefly glide against your folds before he replaces them with his cock.
For a moment, he abides by his promise and only puts in the tip. He ruts into you and moans in your ear before pushing more of himself in. Youâre too tired to notice entirely, although you can feel it. You donât comment on it, though, even knowing that you should. You excuse it by convincing yourself just a little bit of indulgence wouldnât hurt anyone.
It isnât long until his hips meet yours. Your mouth falls open in a surprises moan when he pulls out almost completely and shoved himself back inside. Your eyes shoot open, and you look up at him with a questioning gaze.
âOops.â The stupid smirk on his face tells you this is definitely not and oops situation, but you canât find it in yourself to argue. Especially not after he begins a fast pace.
It looks like that meeting will have to wait. What a shameâŠ
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There was no sound prettier than the sound of your boyfriendâs voice, still groggy with sleep as he holds onto your hips for dear life.
Just the tip. Thatâs what heâd promised you. But Jesus Christ, the way your walls stretched and squeezed around just the tip made him delirious. Youâd barely given him anything and his eyes were already rolled to the back of his head.
He whines and whimpers in your ear, pleading, begging for you to let him put more of himself inside.
âBaby⊠Baby, please⊠I know youâre busy today but I need-â
With the way he moans in your ear, his hands twisted in the sheets and leaving bruises on your hips, it would just be cruel to say no, wouldnât it?
Armin Arlert, Reiner Braun, Choso Kamo, Sanji Vinsmoke
Sometimes you find yourself hating how coy he can be. How fucking clever he is infuriates you, especially when itâs early in the morning and the only thing you want is for him to not follow what you said.
You moaned his name, long and drawn out, as you tried moving your hips back to push more of him inside you.
But he keeps his hands on your hips, preventing you from moving any further. He tuts and shakes his head, barely moving the tip in and out.
âWe canât get too carried away. We both have things to do today,â he whispered, his voice still raspy and thick with sleep.
You groan, attempting to move your hips again. When he resists, you give up. âPlease,â you beg.
He chuckles. You think for a moment that heâll give in to your pleas and screw you until youâre a mess beneath him, but he only kisses your cheek and pulls away.
It leaves you feeling empty and upset, even with the promise of a proper fucking when the two of you return to work.
Erwin Smith, Levi Ackerman, Kento Nanami
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this has been in the drafts since at least February sorry about that guys hope yâall enjoyed đ
#izzyâs imagines â#attack on titan#aot#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#fma#fmab#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#roy mustang x reader#aot smut#jjk smut#jean x reader#eren x reader#armin x reader#reiner x reader#erwin x reader#levi x reader#gojo x reader#geto x reader#toji x reader#choso x reader#nanami x reader#sanji x reader#sukuna x reader#one piece#one piece x reader#ace x reader
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Sirius Black is one of the most complex characters in the entire series and his complexity lies precisely in his ability to embody seemingly contradictory traits:
He can be 100% loyal and 100% independent at the same time
He gets people. Like, really gets them â their boundaries, their emotions, his emotional intelligence is incredibly high â and he knows exactly how to respect those boundaries, but he can also cut you down with words that hit exactly where it hurts
A very clear sense of whatâs good and bad, but with very broad boundaries for the methods he can use to achieve that âgoodâ
Total indifference to peopleâs adoration, but at the same time a deep-rooted belief that heâs not enough â he thinks he has to be useful to be loved
The ability to love deeply without the need to possess the person he loves
A kind and golden heart, but zero tolerance for pity â either for himself or for others. To pity means to demean. To pity means stripping a person of their dignity
Heâs caring, but never overprotective. He thinks helping someone means giving them tools or knowledge â making them stronger and more capable, not weaker
He can be the life of the party or the biggest âgrimâ in the room, and everyone around him feels it
Very handsome, but he couldnât care less about it
Attractive in every sense, almost magnetic, but also unapproachable
VERY proud, but itâs almost impossible to truly humiliate or offend him (Dumbledore, my love, Iâm staring right at YOU. Youâre the one who actually managed to humiliate him â and not just once, but over an entire year)
Hates his family. Loves his family
Hates being a Black. At the same time â the most Black Black
This fandom has no idea what they're missing when they reduce him to just an aggressive idiot or a soft clown and crybaby
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tell me when youâre ready.
âËâč featuring: kaji ren x gn! reader
âËâč summary: kaji doesnât like you to see him like this â his animalistic urges taking over him as he fights. but, when the time comes that you catch sight of him in that state, kaji thinks youâre better off without him.
âËâč word count: 0.9k
âËâč warnings: mentions of blood and violence! (nothing too explicit though), grammar errors (not proofread!)
âËâč authorâs note: live laugh love kaji ren <333 this is my contribution to the windbreaker fandom đ iâm still trying to practice writing him so feedbacks r welcome !
this was a side of kaji that you had mostly heard about in stories of his past, passed from one bofurin member to another. his gray pupils dilated, ends of his platinum blonde hair tainted with crimson red from trickling blood on his forehead cuts, his furin high school jacket and headphones carefully discarded across the warehouse, and a multitude of unconscious bodies and pools of blood surrounding your boyfriend, as he breathed heavily from the fight.
kaji had long suppressed these animalistic urges to take over him, not wanting you to see him like this. he does everything within his capabilities, but the both of you stand motionless at your positions, staring at the unfolding scene.
kusumi and enomoto's rapid footsteps echoed towards you, snapping your head in their direction. they were breathless due to fighting and probably running, as they were trying to shield you from seeing kaji in this state.
you were afraid. you had never seen your boyfriend fight like this before, as you mostly detested violence and tried to avoid it as much as possible. but, you felt kaji's gray eyes bore into yours. his hands dropped to his sides, almost dreadfully, and opened his mouth to speak, "so, what do you think?"
you tilted your head in confusion, "huh?"
kaji continuously looked at you, eyes hovering over your entire body to check if you had accumulated some scratches or such, "you're afraid, aren't you?"
you didnât answer him, because he was right. you avoided his gaze and looked down towards the floor, tainted with rough marks and splatters of blood. he scoffed at your silence, perceiving it as an answer to his question, "i expected as much. if you can't handle this, maybe we should stop this now. i don't want you to see me like this."
your eyes widened at his statement.
you hesitantly walked towards him, feeling your shoes step into blood, staining them. once you stood in front of kaji, you placed your hand on his tensed shoulder, which relaxed under your touch. you pulled out a handkerchief and began wiping his bloodied face. "i know that we both are aware that i have always hated violence like this,â you began, dabbing at some of the blood.
"then, you don't hafta do this," he tried to pry your hand away from his blood. kaji thought heâs dirty, too disgusting for someone like you to touch. but, you still continued wiping his battered face despite his resistance.
"but, i want you to know that i would never break up over something like this. there are secrets that you have yet to tell me, and perhaps this experience was one of those secrets. which is why, i would patiently wait for you to open up to me, kaji." you said, as you felt his gaze onto your eyes. he, then, felt guilty as he could see them turning red, alongside your wavering voice.
"so, please..." the moment you tried to speak, it came out as a desperate whisper. your tears started to cascade downwards your cheeks. "do not ask me to leave you." you pulled your hand away from his face, finishing up on cleaning him.
your tear-stained eyes locked with his widened gray ones. this was the feeling he hated the most â seeing you cry, seeing that he's nothing but a failure of a boyfriend once again. he wanted to hold your hands, interlace them with his calloused ones, but, he felt as if he would only sully your clean hands if he became selfish with his desires.
as kaji hesitated, he felt your hands move to cup his face. you closed the distance between your faces, and gently pecked him in the lips. the corners of your mouth turned upward as you gazed at your boyfriend's softened features. "you know that i love you, 'kay?" you said, smoothing out random strands of his bangs.
kaji, then, gave into his desires and pulled you into a tight hug. you squeaked at the suddenness of his tight arms wrapped around you. he hummed a quiet âsorryâ as he rested his head on your shoulder and delighted himself with your scent. you smiled, as you equally wrapped your hands around his neck and carefully tugged and played with his hair.
"ahem!" while enomoto did not want to interrupt the both of you, patrol hours were coming to an end. kusumi, on the other hand, seemed to grin as he kept taking photos of the scene unfolding in front of him â a rare moment of their usually stoic grade captain being soft.
you could hear kaji rumble in annoyance, as he clicked his tongue. you pressed your lips on the edge of his earlobe, "my apartment?" you offered, as you intended to properly clean his cuts.
he simply hummed in agreement to your offer, reluctantly breaking the hug. kaji preferred to spend his time with you, basking in your scent at your apartment. and like a protective and obedient kitten, he laced his hand with yours and took his headphones and jacket, following your footsteps.
you could hear kusumi and enomoto snickering and laughing, respectively, at their captain's tender gestures â making kaji growl at them. you chuckled at your boyfriend as you watch him bid farewell to his vice-captains.
"i didnât get to say it earlier, but i love ya too. and, uh⊠thank you for loving me." he mumbled, feeling himself cringe with his words, since expressing himself was one of the things he struggled with. you giggled at him and squeezed his hand, as his face slightly flushed in a light shade of red.
oh, how much you love him.
#wind breaker#wind breaker x reader#wind breaker (satoru nii)#ren kaji#kaji ren#kaji ren x reader#ren kaji x reader#kaji x reader#kaji ren x you#ren kaji x you#I LOVE KAJI SM AND NOBU AS HIS VA?? MY FAVE MEN
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The fandom's disregard of Till's emotions
SPOILERS FOR ROUND 7 ALNST
As a Till fan since day 1 (round 2) I feel like some of the fanbase is so willing to ignore till's emotions for the sake of ivantill, especially after this round (and I'm saying this as someone who loves the tragedy of Ivantill and would love to see a world where they could get together)
It almost feels like this strange entitlement where because Ivan sacrificed himself for Till that somehow till must be in love with Ivan now, when his entire guiding light was Mizi. Ofc he doesn't change his mind overnight, and no, Ivan's sacrifice wasn't "wasted". Till was deeply affected by Ivan's death (why else was he fighting to stay alive in r7) and it's clear throughout r7 how much Ivan weighs on him. But his actions when seeing Mizi are totally align with his character, like u can't just drop his deep rooted feelings for Mizi SINCE CHILDHOOD just due for the convinence of the ship "becoming canon"
I see some people despairing that somehow mizitill is confirmed now (do u guys not know WHO VIVINOS AND QMENG are????) and it just shows that lack of nuance in Till's emotions. He isn't this rag doll that is only capable of simple mindedly liking ONE person at a time. He's a character with different layers to himself and complicated relationships with the cast
Fandom seems so overinvolved with shipping discourse that to me it feels like they have stopped viewing till as a seperate character but rather an award for Ivan's sacrifice. But I feel like the whole point of Ivan's sacrifice was his momentary selfishness in kissing Till when really all he had to do was fake an attack on Till to sacrifice himself. It is the culmination and a final acceptance in how his love will never be requieted by till, so if he must die, he will be selfish one last time and that's it. At the end of the day, Ivan was a tragedy of his unrequited love. Till was close to death in round 6 and he was running on borrowed time ("tik tok tik tok blink gone") in round 7, as his own distressed emotional state made in inevitable he couldn't hold himself against the emotional manipulator that is luka when he barely coped with mizi's "death" and even less so with Ivan's
Again no hate to Ivantill fans (eyes mizitill a bit suspiciously but I'm not the fandom fun police lol) and I pretty sure this a vocal minority but putting it out there
Also quick PSA for people feeling underwhelmed for this being a "final round", VIVINOS confirmed on patreon a while back there are like 2(?) more episodes left to wrap up the series dwww
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Fandom is so nice to Jiang Cheng's inferiority complex because in reality every single thing he gets accused of is something Wei Wuxian is better at than him.
Jiang Cheng killed Wei Wuxian? Nope. Didn't even get close. Wei Wuxian's own spirits tore him apart before jc could even get there. wwx:1 jc:0
Jiang Cheng tortures people? We get two and a half rumours and a mention from jin ling that jc has 'captured' demonic cultivators before, but who is also apparently confident that just letting wwx run off will kill the issue even though those earlier rumours said ~no one who sandu shengshou captured was ever seen again~
The word jiang cheng uses when he tries to talk big game about 'beating the truth' out of Wei Wuxian's is a word that carries the context of pestering someone to do their homework. Doesn't exactly strike fear into my heart.
Wei Wuxian? Excellent at torture. A prodigy. Did you fucking see what he did to Wen Chao? Dude didn't have fingers anymore because wei wuxian made him eat them. He ripped out his hair, burned his skin off, and then stalked him for several days just to prolong the pain. He forced Wang Lingjiao to bite Wen Chao's dick off and then made her shove a stool leg down her own throat! 10/10, no notes. Absolutely horrifying.
Meanwhile Jiang Cheng's idea of torture is getting a dog to bark at Wei Wuxian for a few seconds. Weak, unoriginal, I bet fairy was literally wagging her tail the whole time. 2-0
Jiang Cheng made the entire cultivation world believe Wei Wuxian was up to no good on the burial mounds and ultimately orchestrated his downfall? lol. lmao, even
It's a big thing in certain corners of the fandom to really zoom in one one particular phrase at the end of chapter 73, where after wwx and jc have their staged duel to make the world believe they hate each other jiang cheng tells everyone wwx has defected and become "a public enemy'' or "an enemy to the cultivation world" or whatever the translation you're familiar with decided upon.
(As an aside, something I really like about this line is that the last half of it is almost exactly the same, like verbatim, as what wwx told him to say. like, the chapter is really hammering home just how much jc is speaking from a script here. wwx tells jc to say "ä»ćéæ çŸĄæ èźșććșä»äčäșïŒéœäžäșæąŠæ±æ°æ ć
ł." and jc says "ä»ćæ èźșæ€äșșæäœćšäœïŒäžæŠäžäșæąŠæ±æ°æ ć
ł" the only meaningful difference is that he says 'this person' instead of wwx's name)
I've seen it said that this bit, the use of 'enemy' was said without wei wuxian's approval, that jc deviated from the script just to hurt his ex-shixiong for leaving him. And that this is what caused all the other clans to turn against wei wuxian. Regardless of if this is what jc and wwx discussed, or if jc had malicious motivations for it (considering my conclusions above, you can guess where i fall) it doesn't really matter, because the novel tells us when the clans completely freak out and become convinced wei wuxian is out to get them (though of course they've been wringing their hands about it since the literal day wwx ran off with the wen, months before jiang cheng visited) very neatly in chapter 75!
It's when they find out about Wen Ning.
And how do they find out about Wen Ning?
Because Wei Wuxian took him on nighthunts! And they kicked ass!
...Wei Wuxian, my man, why are you on nighthunts??? Why are you showing off your incredibly cool sentient fierce corpse buddy, who is way better and stronger than all the other fierce corpses, in front of the whole cultivation world??
Whatever his motivations (extra money, maybe?? they were strapped for crash) I can only draw the conclusion wwx had already given up on appearing calm or non-threatening and didn't care if the clans thought he was a threat, because they'd believe whatever they wanted anyway. Which he seems to clearly be aware of the whole time.
Regardless, we know that this is what created the myth of the Yiling patriarch. It's literally when the title first shows up!
Even if you really believe jc was secretly plotting against wwx in chapter 73, he's clearly doing a shit job of it because nothing he said made anywhere near as big an impact as this. Flopped!
The other point people use to argue Jiang Cheng caused wei wuxian's downfall is Jin Guangyao's speech in Guanyin temple about how jiang cheng could have saved wei wuxian if only he stood by him. Setting aside that jin guangyao is trying to get into jiang cheng's head here, and isn't necessarily saying what he really believes (though it very well might be! who knows with a character like jgy. assuming he's always lying is just as misleading as assuming he's always saying the truth) the fact is, if you read the speech closely, what he's talking about is not the 'public enemy' line, he's talking about the bond between them. The fact that people wanted wei wuxian out of yunmeng jiang, because the two were too powerful together.
He's talking about that one time Jiang Cheng very publically kicked wei wuxian out of the sect!
Which, unbeknownst to Jin Guangyao, was in fact Wei Wuxian's idea the whole time.
final score: 3 for you wei wuxian, you go wei wuxian! And nothing for Jiang Cheng bye.
#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#yunmeng shuangjie#i have never been more tempted to tag something as 'canon jiang cheng'#i don't really believe in the whole 'reclaiming the tag' thing i kinda roll my eyes at it and stay out of there#but I AM explicitly talking about fanon misconceptions about jiang cheng... and is that not what that tag was for?? oh well#let's not antagonize people#i am giggling at the realization that jgs must have thought all his pointed comments about wwx's 'disrespect' hit their mark#when wwx defected#only for jc to sneak his future daughter in law to yiling and letting wwx name his grandson a few months later#LMAOOO GET REKT OLD MAN
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Saw you take requests!! Can you do a fluffy Wednesday x Shape shifter!Reader (no smut please) where it's Wednesday's writing time but she can't think of ideas so reader turns into a cat and curls up on Wednesday's lap? Basically helping Wednesday by making sure Wednesday can't get up until she writes a chapter. Thanks!
Orange kitty - drabble
Wednesday Addams x fem!reader
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A/n: i feel like we as a fandom havenât been putting the orange cat x black cat trope in enough fics. this is me advocating for orange cat!r
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âI feel your eyes on me, (Y/n).â
âIâm not allowed to look at my friend anymore?â
âItâs distracting. Youâre inhibiting me from writing.â Wednesday isnât fully lying. She just doesnât add how you give her an odd feeling. An odd feeling she doesnât like.
âAww, do I make you nervous, Wens?â You laugh, deciding to ignore the glare she sends your way
âKeep talking and Iâll remove your voice box.â
âPlease, I think youâd miss me too muchâ You roll your eyes, stretching on Wednesdayâs bed
You turn into a cat as per Thingâs request, and you two start to play tag around Wednesday and Enidâs shared room. Thing happily bragged that you and him were better friends once. His hubris only resulted in Wednesday taking away his favorite lotions for an entire week.
The Addams girl huffs when she, yet again, makes a mistake on her typewriter. This was unlike her. The tiny trash can under her desk was nearing being full only after one or two hours of her failed attempts at writing. Wednesday put her hands in her lap after she realized her words only became futile
The abrupt stop of clacking keys makes you turn your head, giving Thing the perfect opportunity to tag you back on Enidâs bed. You quickly turn human again with almost a cartoon-ish pop, and ask Thing if Wednesday was allergic to cats
âSheâs not, why do you ask?â He signs
âDo you think sheâd kill me if I sat on her lap?â You sign back, not wanting Wednesday to hear
âAs a human, most definitely. But if you were a cat maybe sheâd tolerate you. No promises, thoughâ Thing somehow shrugs using his thumb and pinkie finger as arms. God, you loved the weird appendage
âI can hear you two talking. Iâd prefer if youâd leave me in silence.â
âWriters block?â
âNo, Iâm merely thinking of the correct words to use.â
âMaybe you should ask Enid for help. The woman can reach over the Twitter character limit in like⊠three seconds. Two if sheâs really excitedâ
âRecommend such a horrid idea again and Iâll release you in my pen of hellhounds.â
âWe both know Iâd winâ You cockily smirk, again ignoring what looks to be annoyance on Wednesdayâs face. Then again, she always looked annoyed
âYour hubris is laughable. Letâs see how you suffice when your digestive system is ripped open.â
âTempting, but Iâd rather stay here with youâ
You can only assume Thing listens with watchful⊠fingers? You execute your plan to him, and a quick pinkie-promise indicates he gets to bury you if Wednesday decides to kill you after the stunt youâre about to pull
âHey, Wens?â The Addams doesnât show any form of talking but you decide to keep going
âDid you know people say cats can lessen anxiety?â
The Addams hums in acknowledgement, so you continue
âWell, I donât exactly believe itâ
âAnd why is that.â Wednesday sighs. Sometimes she wonders why she indulges in you
âI dunno, just seems fake. I was wondering if youâd do an experiment with me?â
âIâd rather not.â
âGreat! Thanks, Wensâ You give Thing a quick wink after turning into a cat and hopping up onto her desk. Turning your head to the side as if you were asking a question, you looked at Wednesday for an answer
You were crazy, but not crazy enough to do something to make Wednesday hate you
For some reason, the Addams girl doesnât even have a second chance to think before scooting back her chair. Youâre about to jump into her lap with a paw over the edge of her desk, but you glance up to make sure Wednesday was sure. You receive a small nod
The action is enough to make you whisper a small âthank youâ but it only comes out as a small meow
You circle around her lap for a good area to lay, and you quickly take your spot with a tiny smile that makes your eyes close. Wednesday scoots her chair back in, and she has absolutely no idea what to do.
Only when you start to purr a shiver goes up her spine. The vibrations are light, and something about you happily laying on her lap makes you chip away at Wednesdayâs walls the tiniest bit. She contemplates where to put her hands before Thing scurries on top of you to scratch behind your ear. Wednesday shoots him a deathly glare in return, but your favorite Addams (donât tell Wednesday) stays put
As if showing Wednesday how to pet a cat, Thing gets off of your back and points a finger in your direction. Hesitantly, the Addams girl copies the actions Thing showed her
And you? You were having an amazing time. Wednesdayâs fingers were cold but every stroke of her hand was calculated. She took note of which spots you purred louder, and continued her movements
Fuck you and your ability to get what you want, Wednesday thinks. Of course your smug ass knew cats lessened anxiety. Of course.
But Wednesday canât help being addicted to your tiny purrs and vibrations
With her left hand fondling your ear and her right on her typewriter, she decides maybe a cat could be arranged in her novel.
#jenna ortega x reader#jenna ortega#wednesday (2022)#wednesday x reader#wednesday x y/n#wednesday x you#wednesday addams x reader#wednesday addams#thing addams#enid sinclair
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